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Dear Oblivious White Chocolate…

Dear Oblivious White Chocolate, (William Jessup University)
Please do not ‘mad dawg’ me because I swooped on you in the Cafeteria line. You were completely oblivious to your surroundings. Maybe you should take you earphones out, stop bumping rap and pay the fuck attention. Wearing XXXL gym shorts does not hide your greasy ginger hair. Stop acting black and get in line.

2 years ago

October 11, 2009