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Dear Dry Heaving Drunk Hoe…

Dear Dry Heaving Drunk Hoe, (UC Santa Barbara)
Im not sure if you thought me standing in the street talking on my cell phone, was me trying to talk to you, but it wasn’t. As much as I appriciated the complement about my “fuckin awesome shirt” when you went to touch it and dry heaved at the same time, I had no other choice but to shove you into that parked car for you to throw up all over. Im sorry, but get please get a handle on your shit.

2 years ago

October 14, 2009