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Dear Hammered Asian Girl…

Dear Hammered Asian Girl, (Syracuse)
You probably shouldn’t have been outside at 4:30 in the morning. You where at that stage of tripping over yourself and believed an appropriate response to the question “Do you live here” is “I love my roomate”.  Dont ever do this again, your messy hair, weird noises and swaying made you look like the girl from The Grudge, you scared me.

2 years ago

October 19, 2009